Tuesday, August 31, 2010

I'm in love...

with this headband I ordered from Etsy. I was hoping to be able to duplicate it, but let's be honest-- I'm not that talented!

Why teachers teach kindgergarden...

Today Malia came home from school and said that a boy in her class raised his hand to answer a question the teacher had asked. The teacher called on him and he said, "Mrs. Crouch, I love you."

That, my friends is why people teach kindergarden. Because every kindergardner loves their teacher!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Announcing...

Miss Natalie Catherine.



Come by and see her pics on our blog. http://tammy-braun.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Things you don't expect to come out of your 5-year-old's mouth

Malia...while playing...started singing "Lover, love, you don't treat me no good no more..."

What?

And...yesterday Rick had a mole removed and he has a big bandage on his back. Malia was asking him about it and he told her that a doctor cut off a big piece of sking. Malia turned to me and said, "Mom, the doctor's not going to do that to me, right? I said, "Right." She continued, "because they only do that to really old people like daddy, right?"

Oh Malia...such a charmer.

Monday, August 16, 2010

You asked for it...

Dear Kristin...this one's for you.

***Note...you are not allowed to read this post unless you comment on Rick's post below first!****

Summer has been a blur. It started out with me dreading the very thought of having to entertain my children for a full three months. Our summer officially ends in 6 days. If I am not a drooling, blithering idiot in a straight jacket by that point it will be some kind of miracle...here's what we've done this summer (with pics) in or out of order. Don't be picky people. This is a monumental post...

So we started out summer with a serious routine...reading, math, chores, etc. Then we'd go to Reagan for their free summer lunch where we'd meet up with friends and usually trade a kid or two (or three or four...). The routine mostly held up through five days of hot and sweaty scout camp which I got to attend. If I never have to do that again, it will be TOO SOON! People, I am not cut out for that kind of torture. It was hot hot hot and there was no shade. Since I had a group of boys by myself, there wasn't even anyone to commiserate (I mean chat) with...

Our routine went downhill after we went on our first adventure...Family Camp at Shaver Lake. It was a week full of food, friends, and fun. The kids went tubing, fishing, swimming, kayaking, bug hunting, hiking, and anything else you can think of in the woods. We had karaoke night, skit night, talent night (highlighted by Bella's dance moves), movie night and fireworks!



Mackenzie and Jake and Carter with their fish. Papa was even crazy...I mean nice enough to gut it for them so we could take it home and eat it. Too bad I conveniently "forgot" it in the freezer up there so we didn't actually eat the thing...


This is the huge water trampoline that really is more of a platform for wrestling...the kids just try to throw each other off of it. It's good fun.

Family camp at Shaver is my favorite week of the summer. The kids are happy to be dirty and disgusting and eating junk the whole time. And, best of all...I hardly see any of them! It's fantastic!

We were home for about a week and then we went jetting off in the middle of the day to celebrate mom's birthday with her. WE went to a place called "Shave it" where they have icees (how do you spell that anyway?) and ice cream and mixes of the two. It was TASTY! Best of all I got to experience the cool down of the evenings in Valencia. I had forgotten that it cooled off anywhere...it certainly doesn't in Fresno!

We went back to Fresno for one day so I could teach and then took off for our adventure to Texas. I will spare most of you the details...but in a nutshell...the car overheated 50 miles out of blithe so we got to drive with the heater on at 110 degrees for an hour or so. We did make it to Arizona that night where we spent time with Charlie...quite possibly the most adorable baby around...oh, and her mom and siblings too. It was great fun...except that you spontaneously combust when you open the front door and the pool is the equivalent of a warm bath...Next stop was Midland Texas...we drove the 15 hours with the "check engine" light on for 12 of the 15 hours. Luckily the car eventually made it to Texas the next day where we quickly took it to a mechanic. One timing belt, a water pump, some breaks and some filters and a lot of money later, we were all set to go.

Texas was lots of fun...as long as you like living in a sauna. It was high time we spent some time with the Texan cousins and let the kids get to know each other all over again...



We had to find indoor activities...so we went bowling with some free tickets we got from the library. The kids loved it but were sincerely disappointed that there were no candy machines. Seriously????



We spent some time with Rosie. Her only words to me were "No want it" (except when I fed her peanut butter directly out of the jar against her mother's wishes). She did, however, really like my kids. She has always liked Jake and she seemed to take to him right away again.



We got to celebrate the boys' birthdays with the cousins. Watch out world...they got bb guns. They have had a great time shooting targets with them...cans, cardboard, the swingset, our apple tree...whatever. They do, however, always wear their safety goggles so no one loses an eye...well, at least neither one of them.



We spent a lot of time in the pool. Seriously too hot to do anything else. Good thing there were plenty of pools to choose from.




And we went to the zoo. It was so hot, we lasted like 10 minutes before we found an air conditioned spot and ate lunch. Then we dragged our sorry buns over to the water park thing where the kids, at least, could get wet. I think our total time there was like 1 1/2 hours...definitely worth the $50 we paid to get in...or not. At least this giraffe exhibit was super cool. Check out the close-up!

The trip home was something to remember. After one hour of driving, the car started sputtering like it might explode or something. It was fantastic since I was alone with the kiddies in the middle of NOWHERE. I just kept calling dad, asking him this and that, and praying that we'd make it to Albuquerque, which we eventually did. We were watched over along the way and helped by a mechanic who took pity on us and fixed our car for free. What a blessing and an answer to prayers. We made it home to Valencia in time to celebrate Carter's birthday...



This is Malia's friend Elizabeth whom she met at the game. They had a grand time jumping on the benches, and walking up and down the stairs and flirting with the guys behind us. Yes, I did say flirting. Oh Malia...anyhow, they really took it to the next level when they decided to climb the fence at the top of the pavilion which was overlooking the parking lot. I have never seen so many people move so fast...security guards, parents, helpful onlookers...whatever, they had it under control the whole time.



Elizabeth's mom caught two balls during warm-ups! Jake, Carter, Brett, and Pops were all trying to do the same, but no luck. Carter got really close to catching one of the one that Elizabeth's mom caught so she gave it to Carter! What a fantastic birthday present!



Carter's request for his birthday was to celebrate with a Dodger game and to make Brett's special hot dogs with him. Brett's a good sport and we stayed an extra day in Valencia so they could make their pickle and cheese filled, bacon wrapped, heart attack in a bun hot dogs. We even brought two home for Rick...

We got to be in Valencia for Bella's friends' birthday too...it was fun to catch up with our fabulous Valencia friends. Man I miss them! It is so great to live close enough to go back often.

The days in between have been filled with Carter begging to go fishing and me being nagged enough that I end up taking him where he tangles his line in moss or trees and breaks it at least twice...but he's never deterred, even though he hasn't caught a single fish since family camp. The kids always want to have their friends over and we are lucky to have such wonderful friends. I should just wake up in the morning and start dialing to see who is free for the day. It makes my kids so much happier.

Our final trip was to Huntington Beach this past weekend. WE took three days to spend with Rick's dad. We went to the beach but we weren't prepared for the cold breeze so we only lasted an hour. The boys will tell you it was all worth it because they got to see some guys fishing and reel in a couple of sand sharks, a baby shark and miscellaneous other fish. Carter was completely in heaven. He even got to touch the baby sharks! The apartment we stayed in was fantastic. The boys spent most of the time out at this putting green with lots of holes to practice their golf game and we enjoyed the pool and hot tub. I forgot how cold it can be other places in the summer. Seriously, I would've loved it had I thought to bring a sweatshirt!

And now...we are home. I have one small overnight trip planned before the week is over...can't stay home more than a week in a row...must keep moving! And that's summer in a recap! Now that you are all sleeping and bored out of your minds, at least you aren't wondering if we are dead or alive...I will post more in smaller doses about some things that I've learned this summer...

Now Accepting Recommendations for Mid-Life Crisis Marathon Playlist

What's with men having their midlife crises in their 50s?  Are they really so deluded as to think that they'll live to 100?  I'm fully aware that I won't live anywhere near that long, given the current quality of my memory (Michelle can tell you I'm lucky to remember what I had for breakfast any given day). I'm sure that sometime around age 70 I'll forget who and where I am, piss my pants, slip in it and crack my head open and die. Given that likely scenario, I figure I might as well go ahead and have my midlife crisis now, while I still have the energy to do something good with it. 

Men in midlife crisis mode are usually trying to feel younger. Mess around with a younger woman, get a sports car, wear a toupee. I don't have the the money or inclination to do either of the first two, and the third only makes you look like a loser, which to me defeats the whole purpose of having a midlife crisis. So I'm going to focus on ways of physically feeling younger. It's easy to start feeling old, even if you're not that advanced in years, especially after you pass 30. You get lazy, spend too long at the desk, put on some weight, add on to the love handles, trot down a flight of stairs one day and say to yourself, "that never used to jiggle." Been there, done that. 

So for my midlife crisis I'm going to run a marathon - the whole 26.2. I figure, what better way to feel younger than to get in better shape than I've ever been in life? 

Now to the purpose of this post. I have never been a big music listener, so I can use some help putting together a playlist for my iPod to listen to during the marathon. (Eye of the Tiger begins to lose its beneficial impact after about the 8th repetition.)  So give me your suggestions, your favorite workout songs (or what you imagine would be your favorite workout songs if you were to ever get to the gym). Something uptempo to help keep a good pace, and that will inspire and keep that adrenaline pumping!!

Do we really sing THAT bad?

So we are having FHE tonight, and I decide to use the "Life in Christ" binder and tell the kids a couple stories from it because I don't feel like they know enough about Jesus when he was alive on the earth.

After opening prayer, we (mostly me and Stephen because Mackenzie is too cool to sing and the boys don't know the song) sing "Tell Me the Stories of Jesus". It is one of my favorite primary songs from way back when I was in Primary. Well, we are only on the second line and Charlie (who was previously happy) bursts into tears. All I have to say is, do we really sing THAT bad? I mean, I know no choir director is going to come knocking on my door begging me to join- no matter how short they are on choir members, but does my out of tune pipes really bring tears to my baby's eyes?!?!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

You are Very Boring

Dear Michelle~

I'm tired of looking at the same post for the last month. Your blog is boring me and I depend on others for my entertainment. I know you have been busy this summer, so start posting pics and talking about all the fun places you've been.

Sincerely,

Really bored in AZ