Things you don't expect to come out of your 5-year-old's mouth

Malia...while playing...started singing "Lover, love, you don't treat me no good no more..."

What?

And...yesterday Rick had a mole removed and he has a big bandage on his back. Malia was asking him about it and he told her that a doctor cut off a big piece of sking. Malia turned to me and said, "Mom, the doctor's not going to do that to me, right? I said, "Right." She continued, "because they only do that to really old people like daddy, right?"

Oh Malia...such a charmer.