Dear Costco...

...thank you for switching from diet Coke to diet Pepsi. You see, I hate diet Pepsi and now I have no reason to go visit you any more. I used to like to wander around with Malia, and a diet Coke in my hand, and just check out what was available for me to spend my hard earned money on. Now, I have no incentive. You see, by abandoning my life elixir, you have abandoned me and now, I will do the same to you. So goodbye Costco...thank you for saving me money...