Scene: I put the kids to bed an hour ago. Ash comes to the top of the stairs for the 16th time.
Ash: Dad, I am afraid I am going to die in my bed.
Me: What?
Ash and Camille: We are afraid we are going to die in bed.
Me: Why?
Ash: Becasue I drownded at the pool today.
Me: Both of you go to bed.
3 comments:
kate, you can assure them that since Auntie Tammy and Uncle Matty both "drowned in the pool" and are still alive and well and doing fun things they will be OK - besides, they are tooooooo cute to die in their sleep
That's an excuse I haven't heard yet...pretty creative.
yeah, especially b/c Ash appeared entirely unphased by the whole "drowning" incident at the pool!
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