Laugh or scratch head?

Ever the comedians, our 2 special Dallas attorneys came up with a true gem today.

I get this e-mail response from my breathakingly beautiful wife after asking her and Dale when they thought they might leave their respective workplaces tonight:

The aforementioned parties hereby collectively and individually express their intent to vacate their offices this evening at or before half past six o'clock this evening, central standard time. Said parties agree to put forth their best efforts to realize such vacation of their offices.
The parties do not make any warranties, express or implied, as to their ability to fulfill this expectation. There is no guaranty, warranty, surety, or baby T for any reason that is to be inferred from this statement. Should the parties be unable to vacate at the appointed hour, such parties will notify, via email, phone, or fax, all other parties concerned. Parties assume no liability for inability to vacate premises in the event of partner unreasonability, client unreasonability, senior associate unreasonability whether real or perceived. Parties similarly assume no liability for acts outside of their control including, but not limited to, computer melt down, printer breaking, copier breaking, secretary confusion, natural disasters, word processor inability or refusal to comprehend instruction or fulfill requirements, or any other acts of God, sometime referred to as force majeure.

Um, Steph, Michelle, and Matt, how about starting a "Spouses Against Bringing Contract Language into the Marriage Relationship" support network? "Force majeure?" Are you kidding me? Are lawyers even normal? ;)

We just have way too much fun out here in Dallas. Bring on the weekend...

Adam