So this morning Ashley has been walking all over the house talking on her princess cell phone. It is Katie's Mom's B-day so Kate is cooking and I am cleaning. I asked the girls to clean up their morning mess. Emma and Camille start cleaning but Ash keeps chatting on her phone.
Me: Ash, help the girls clean.
Ash: Dad, be quiet.
Me: I need you to help clean up.
Ash: Dad, be quiet, I'm on the phone.
Me: (laughing but trying to be serious) Ash, help clean up.
Ash: Dad, be quiet, do I need to spank you?
Me: (laughing hysterically) Yes.
..... three minutes later ....
Katie is cooking in the kitchen with Ash standing on a stool monitoring the progress.
Katie: Ash, can you put this in the pantry?
Ash: Um, I'm on the phone.
7 comments:
That's hilarious.
Poor Basher...already corrupted. Never had a shot.
HA HA HA! Seriously, how do you breed such funny kids. I'm sending my kids to you for the first three years of their life so they at least have a chance at being funny.
Justin, you might want to think about investing in pre-paid therapy. I'm not sure who will need it more, but I think it is a pretty safe bet that by the teen years, either you and Kate or the kids will need it.
You better start saving up for those cell phone bills...
I wish we could post video on this thing because the typed version doesn't do Bash justice. You have to hear her little lisp when she says, Dad, do I have to spank you?
Kate
Your kids are legendary!
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